When is the time to start running?

You know it is time to resume running when...

You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.

Your children look through your wedding album and want to know who mom's first husband was.

You get winded just saying the words "10 kilometer run".

You come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.

You analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.

You step on a talking scale and it says, "Come back when you are alone".